(500) days of summer is the last movie i should be watching if i ever want to feel optimistic about love or about going to florida.
literally taking a shot for everytime i miss one of his calls again because it is literally all the time
yo chris i think they think you know too much. yeah sis i think you put coke up your nose too much. they cut my hands off so i couldn’t hold to much.
i think people are having trouble remembering that EVERYTHING I SAY IS A JOKE
this has been a PSA